GREEN-PHALIA

Residents will be pleased to know that Dr Pangloss's vision for the New Cote de Westphalia (Mayoral Grand Plan) is available in two formats. It can be download as a pdf file, but is also available on a roll of environmentally-friendly dual-purpose paper. When asked what he thought about the MGP, a spokeman for publishers Andrex said he thought it was 'long and soft.' He also warned that golden labrador puppies had already run off with a number of copies.