PHOTO LIBRARY SLIP UP

We have hundreds of photos of the mayor in various poses and with various facial expressions, such as: holding a pneumatic drill, next to a parking meter, looking happy, looking sad, etc., and while we can usually create a photo montage to illustrate any story in which he is featured, it appears we do not have any pictures of him handing over large wads of cash to consultants. We were therefore unable to print this story yesterday.