Hotel Story Omission - an apology

It appears that yesterday's Westphalia Express was somehow published without a story which was in some way linked to the famous 70s sitcom Faulty Hotel, which, we should remind everyone, was based on the Railway Hotel and its crazy owner Richard Basildon. This was clearly a mistake, and there will be a four-page colour pull-out celebrating this tenuous link in tomorrow's Express. Be sure to reserve a copy at your newsagent's, as we may not mention this fact again until the day after tomorrow.