SHOPPING CENTRE CELEBRATIONS

To mark the building of the out-of-town shopping centre with its free parking there will be a celebration tomorrow in what's left of Westphalia-on-Sea town centre. There will be wine tasting, a raffle, face painting and a clown the mayor will also be present. Starting at Fiasco Square local dignitaries will walk through the town looking at the rows of phone shops, estate agents, charity shops and empty units and reminisce about how you used to be able to do your shopping there. At the end of the walk a signpost directing tourists to shopping centres in Plymhole and Exhole will be erected at the harbour.